Title:	  No Such Place
Original: No Such Thing
Tune:	  Zander Nyrond
Words:	  Mike Richards and Erica Neely

I returned from work one day, and my daughter said to me,
"I read an ancient book today, t'was in the library,
It told of ancient Britain, when the castles stood on high,
With Kings, and Queens, and Princes, who crossed the sea to Skye..."
I turned then from the window, and I sat her on my knee,
As I told her it was foolishness, she listened well to me,

  For there's no such place as Scotland, and there's no such place as Wales.
  They're countries out of history, and urban fairy tales.

All our thoughts are biased, from the textbooks we've been shown,
Praising the unitedness they vowed we've always known,
But I know that one day soon now, in a book she'll find somewhere,
She'll read about her heritage, and find where we have erred,
And she'll learn of Mastrict Treaty, and the countries it made one,
And in spite of all our lying, she will see the harm it's done,

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